BY FAI ABDUL GAFFA

I’ve asked for contributors to my blog recently, and where better place to start than at home. My brother, who is a fitness junkie, [who needs to stay home long enough to be my personal trainer instead of doing it once a week] dishes about a hot new diet that has about to hit fitness magazines. I’m kickstarting the new regiment tomorrow, and will update as I go along. In case you need a face to the name, this is my brother:

In a couple of months or even weeks, you’ll start to hear about this new diet fad that has just “hit the stands with its miraculous results”. Let us give you the first scoops into this new diet that -body builders and trainers alike- is said to revolutionize the dieting scene, if there was one to begin with.

Lets begin right from the top. What is a diet? Eating less and tasteless food, at that, comes to mind. Yet we should realize that though this comes as a natural response to the much-hated four-letter word, it isn’t true one bit! A diet is simply our eating habit, or just what we eat. So even when we are not on any diet – eating less/ calorie restriction- we are still on a diet; our normal diet!

The point that I am trying to bring across is that even with whatever you wish to achieve, you will have to have a proper diet. Doesn’t matter one bit if it is, say, to lose weight, gain weight or even maintain the weight that you are at now.

Now, let us get into Intermittent Fasting [let's call it IF from now on so I don't have to run spell check over and over again]. It’s been said to work especially well for those trying to lose the few pounds or even to maintain the current weight you are on. As the name says, IF is simply fasting or not eating during periods of the day.

IF breaks the twenty-four hour period of the day into two parts; a sixteen-hour one and an eight-hour one. It’s quite simple – you’ll only be eating during the eight-hour period and fast during the sixteen hour one. This means that during the eight-hour period, you will eat all the necessary food that’ll last you for the day.

Things may seem a tad ridiculous now, to have only eight hours to eat what you’ll normally have in a day but think about it for a second. Say that you’re not one that usually gets much food for breakfast and can only have your first meal during a break at work, say, at bout eleven in the morning. This shall be the start time of your daily intake and will thus end the daily meals at seven in the evening. Lunch, tea and dinner would pretty much be unaffected by this timing and all you have to do is maybe fit in a snack somewhere so that you won’t be too hungry at night. You will not have to change anything much from your lifestyle other than to ensure that you do not have a late night snack and that’s all!

See – this new eating habit goes against what has been said about having numerous meals and all the benefits that that diet could bring about. However, to get a tad scientific, there has been no conclusive evidence to show that the body reacts any differently to the timing or the number of meals a day that one consumes. All that has been concluded in the numerous studies is the simple factor of calories in versus calories out. This means all that matters is how much of the food you eat do you really use up.

Why should you follow this eating habit then?

  1. Assuming you’ve bought into the idea that you have to take six small meals a day, with the IF, you’ll be looking at far fewer meals and this would mean that you’ll be either cooking lesser or spending less time looking for food. You don’t have to eat six small meals a day – you can eat as many or as little meals in that eight hours, and only consume water, coffee and tea the rest of the time. No sugar, no milk, no calories.
  2. The other thing that you should know is that there ain’t no need for you to get up way too early or head to bed any later just to get in that one additional meal that’ll fulfill your daily requirements. With this method of eating, you’ve full control of the hours of the day in which you wish these eight hours to be, making things a lot simpler.
  3. The positives of this eating habit points to a fact that it would be a much simpler meal plan to follow and thus, it would mean that there is a higher chance that we would stick to it till we lose those pounds, the very least.
For example, considering my sister’s [shitty] lifestyle, she wakes up at different times of the day on different days of the week. On average, her first meal is at 9.30am. She has to stop eating at 5.30pm.

9.30am: Tuna sandwich and green tea.
11.15am: Sneaks a dollop of Nutella
1.30pm: Basil chicken with no rice and a glass of soy milk
4.00pm: Chews on baby carrots to keep awake in front of the computer.
5.00pm: Quarter grilled chicken with sides.

The hours are best to be fixed. If you’re someone who dines out for dinners all the time, then start your schedule later.

Say its Saturday night and you’ve been past the time when you could have any food, yet you’re out with friends and the urge to have a bite of that heavenly chocolate cake becomes much too hard to resist; fret not. This one bite would not derail your entire meal plan but while you are at it, why not have a meal then too?

Piece of cake? Yes, and why not!

See while others may call this the “cheat meal”, a “refeed meal” is what we would instead call it. See, in that week you’ve been so diligent in keeping with the new eating habit and maintaining a similar active lifestyle, high chance is that you are burning way more calories than what your body has been doing for a while. Though this may sound good, having a suddenly overworked body could result in loads of effects that would nothing but throw you off your goals. So forget the eating habit for a night and enjoy it; for you know it’s doing you good!

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RAVES & FAVES

January 26, 2012

1. Bling Hello Kitty compact mirror. Why the hell not?!

2. Bling Forever 21 eyelash curler. Thank God I never had a Bedazzler. I’d look like a bejeweled Christmas cracker all year if I did.

3. The Bodyshop’s chocolate collection. What’s better than devouring chocolate? Slathering yourself in it! I’m still going through their Candied Ginger body scrub which I love – can’t wait to finish that and try the chocolate scrub!

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MY LIFE IN FLATS

January 25, 2012

Can you tell which toe I’ve fractured?

According to the Kübler-Ross model, there are five stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance. While I’m lucky enough to have not lost anyone that close to me recently to have to experience the Kübler-Ross model, I am experiencing a whole different model all together.

It started with denial too – I was in shock. I had hit my toe harder than I usually do, and the toe didn’t feel right. It already had started to swell. Instead of anger, I started bargaining with God – tell me my toe isn’t broken and I’ll try not to give my mother the cold shoulder when she decides upon herself to dump one of my several-hundred-dollar dresses in the wash and have it shrink on me. And then when my boyfriend was frolicking with turtles and I couldn’t because my toe was swollen to twice its size, I was depressed.

Now, I’m just pissed off. I can’t walk as fast as I normally do, getting anywhere would take twice the time, my buddy splint keeps slipping off. And I have to wear flats.

Tomorrow marks four weeks of my living in flat sandals and/ or flip flops. That’s twenty eight days. Twenty seven since I broke my toe, because I broke it on the second day of our vacation, but twenty eight since I’ve worn anything with a heel, or with my toes covered.

Twenty freakin’ eight.

In the last twenty eight days, I’ve had a friend pass away, I’ve had a friend move to another country, I’ve got a new client, I’ve finished reading a book. But I am still rotating between two Havaianas that will be so incredibly worn out after I’ve recuperated from this fracture. You probably wouldn’t even realise they’re flip flops. They’d look like rubber bands.

In the past twenty eight days, I could probably have worn a different shoe a day from my shoe collection and not run out of shoes until the end of the month if I hadn’t broken my toe.

I am repulsed at the sight of my feet. I am disgusted by the sight of flip flops. I have a gorgeous pair of heels I bought on sale at River Island just a few days before Christmas that I’m dying to wear but I can’t because I have to live in flats.

I can’t even tell you how depressing it is to put on a sprightly pink frock, a frothy white tulle petticoat underneath, my hair in perfect 50s’ curls AND I HAVE TO PUT ON FLIP FLOPS. My sense of style has changed – my desire to dress up is now at an all time slump. I haven’t ran in a month, I feel like a stump when I throw on midi dresses and not wear heels with them. It’s just depressing.

How people live in flip flops is just beyond me. It’s just a big sloppy mess. I can’t wait till I can wear covered shoes again. And then heels again. I will never take wearing shoes for granted ever. EVER.

Now, gimme some milk and get my bone growin’ already.

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THINGS I DON’T UNDERSTAND

January 24, 2012

    • Why is it that long weekends are always so full of hope and promise that, unless you’ve been out of the country for a getaway, you’d be up at 11.16pm the night before you start working again trying to live the last minutes of your weekend before reality hits. And by reality I mean two months of no public holidays. Say whaaat?!
    • Why people just don’t accept compliments and say ‘thank you’:
      Person 1: You look so skinny!
      Offender: No I don’t! I’m so fat, there’s not enough space between my thighs, and you haven’t seen my tummy.
      Bitch, shut the fuck up and say thank you.
    • Why people lie and say being single is “the best thing ever”. If they’re in a relationship and they’re telling other people that, that’s bullshit. Stop lying to people to make them feel better. I’ve never been happier in my life than now, with J, and everything is just better done with someone you love. Does it mean I think being single is horrible? No, I don’t – I love doing things by myself, and with myself [no, not like that!] still. Stop lying to your single friends – tell them the truth, but also tell them how you believe in love. I do.
    •  Why is it that I’ve worn a bra for more than ten years now and sometimes the damn hooks just don’t get hooked. Seriously. Why?!
    • Why people brag about the followers they have on Twitter. As someone who does social media tracking and marketing for a part of her living, let me give you some insider – it’s about the ratio. This ratio is a good ratio, for example. Stop bragging – it’s not a good look.
    • What happens to email addresses, Facebook profiles, Twitter handles, LinkedIn resumes when you die. I think it’s strange that someone somewhere might still think you’re alive because your online personas are still “alive”.

 

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RED ALL OVER

January 20, 2012

Feeling festive for Chinese New Year in a red-all-over outfit. I’m so glad Spring is springing up in stores. Out with the blacks!

I know I’ve been slacking on updating lately – between personal matters and my bummed toe, I haven’t been inspired lately to write. It’s incredible how one itty bitty toe can screw up your lifestyle – today marks three weeks since I’ve busted my toe, and it also means I’ve been living in flip flops for three weeks, and it’s killing me. I also haven’t been going to the gym or working out in general for almost a month since Christmas, which is why I feel so damn sluggish.

It’s time to pull up my non-existent socks and stop feeling sorry for myself. Going on a strict diet tomorrow – if I can’t run for six months, or swim until there’s bone growth, I can sure eat clean.

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